Monday, May 28, 2007

The Velvet Twinkie

The Menu from the Original Velvet Twinkie! For my brother's birthday last July, my roommates and I set up a restaurant in our backyard. He and his then-girlfriend (now wife) came to the Velvet Twinkie for a romantic dinner for two. This was the menu:

Entrees (all entrees come with a house salad)

Shish kebabs--fresh chicken with assorted fruits and vegetables grilled in an Asian glaze and served on a skewer with wild rice

Gut Casserole--the innards of various animals in a mint-pickle sauce, topped with crispy pan-fried spider legs and served with pickled pigs' feet

Air soup--our house specialty: a light soup served room-temperature with pollen garnish

Desserts

Death by Chocolate--a rich piece of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting dusted with cocoa powder

Just Regular Death--we kill you with a sharp chef's knife

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